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Sweet Honeymoon.
There are a few ways to seem like you're busy at work.
Underline stuff with a highlighter.
Hover around the copy machine.
Walk fast while counting numbers.
After doing this for a while, it will soon be time to go home.
So-yeon.
-Yes? -Please take a look.
Just read the first letters.
SUMMARY
I WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU
Me too.
-My gosh. -My goodness.
Hey, Jun. My brother-in-law.
I'm all for you dating.
But I'm going to get upset if you stop going on
restaurant tours with me again.
Okay.
We're inseparable when it comes to eating.
-Food... -Mates.
I always wondered why you and your brother-in-law were so close.
Now, I know why.
I told you.
Jun is different from other men.
We totally click.
-I admit it. Do you? -Yes.
But that female colleague
sounds pretty cunning.
-How so? -How should I put this?
She got your message pretty quickly
and answered, "Me too."
I can smell the scent of a cunning little fox.
-"A cunning fox"? -What?
Then are you saying that the cunning fox is targeting Jun?
-What should he do? -Wait. At times like this,
you should just say, "Thank you," and date her.
Right?
But isn't it hard
-to secretly date someone at the office? -Oh, that?
Well,
you just have to stick to a few rules.
Good job, everyone.
-Good work. -Good work.
Sir, should we carry on with this project?
Let's go with this idea.
Okay, sir.
I heard you're not seeing anyone.
Should I set you up with someone?
-What type of women do you like? -Me?
I like women who have soft hands.
Gosh.
Isn't this paper really soft?
You can't let anybody know
that your ideal type is her.
It's so soft.
You should never be alone with her.
Sir, have a cup of coffee.
That sounds nice.
-Are you drinking coffee? -Yes.
How nice.
Enjoy your coffee. Bye.
Bye.
Do you have something to say? What is it?
No one will doubt you.
And once everyone leaves,
you'll naturally get to be alone with her.
Let's all go home now.
-Here's the most important thing. -Good work.
-So-yeon. -Yes?
-Good work. -You too, Mr. Cho.
You need to talk to her with respect
so that no one will find out that you guys are dating.
And you need to do the same when you text her
because other people might see her text.
So-yeon.
What are you planning to do after work?
She read it.
Why isn't she replying?
She read it but isn't replying.
-Aren't you leaving? -I'm going.
That means she almost got caught by someone.
Dating someone at the office can be tiring at times,
but it makes your heart flutter because it's so full of excitement.
That's so romantic.
But she hit on you first. Why would she ignore your text?
She's obviously playing hard-to-get.
I'll never get to play hard-to-get again.
The only person who gets me both nervous and excited
is Yul.
She whines then sleeps.
She cries then acts cute.
She's the master of playing hard-to-get.
What about Seok?
There's nothing like that between us anymore.
The rest of my life will be revolving around Yul.
You already hit the stage of ennui before you got married.
And now, you've entered the graveyard stage.
"The graveyard stage"? Is that when you start hating each other,
so you stab each other,
slam each other to the ground,
and fight until at least one person dies--
That's enough.
Then what am I supposed to do now?
The answer is simple.
If you don't want to stay in that stage, you need to make some changes.
Changes?
You got pregnant before you got married,
so you had to skip the honeymoon stage.
The honeymoon stage.
First of all, you need to do something
about this house that looks like a playroom.
And start taking care of yourself for goodness' sake.
Imagine your husband coming home to a house like this
and a wife like you
after working all day long.
Gosh, how do you think he would feel?
-I would want to leave the house. -Exactly.
Mom. Dad. I'm home.
Mom?
They should be home right now.
Mom? Dad?
Gosh.
You guys hid there on purpose, didn't you?
Surprise.
Here's my lovely daughter and granddaughter.
What did I tell you? I told you we will get caught.
You guys are so mean.
Did you hide so you wouldn't have to babysit?
What are you talking about?
I'm happy to see my granddaughter.
People are glad to see their granddaughters,
-but they are more glad to see them leave. -Gosh, Mom.
I have to redecorate our house.
So please look after Yul for me.
Wait, but...
Yul, I'll be right back.
Bye. Have fun.
Honey, let's hide better next time.
Let's do a perfect job so that no one can find us.
That's right, Yul-bong.
Your mom and dad need to be happy for you to be happy.
I'll redo the interior to make the house look romantic
so that we can go back to being newlyweds again.
Let's push this.
Put this in.
Nice. This is great.
Let's place the desk to portray the agony of a freelancer.
These two desks placed in a 90 degree position will remind him of
the slightly bent waist of mine when he hugs me tightly.
I'm done.
He's stuck in the middle
of being a workaholic and a loveaholic.
But I'll embrace him just like this lettuce embraces this jokbal.
I did a great job.
A 30-watt soft lighting
on top of a European-style table.
And on that table, he can enjoy the black bean instant noodles
that I'll cook for him
along with some cheese and a fried egg.
Without knowing it,
he will be smiling like a fool
with some sauce on his lips,
and I'll be able to flatter him
like a newly refilled bowl of pickles.
Our bedroom will feel humane like a butcher's shop in Majang-dong,
but it'll also feel very erotic at the same time.
He won't be able to resist feeling aroused
just like the rolled gimbap we eat with tteokbokki.
Now, all that's left is for us to spend a passionate night.
Gosh, my clothes.
Hey, honey.
Gosh, what's wrong with the house?
Hey, Seok.
My goodness, your outfit...
What's wrong with your outfit?
Did you drink?
What about Yul? I can't believe you drank at this hour.
-Why are you wearing-- -You...
What?
It's all my fault. I'm the one to blame.
Gosh, you don't even know how I feel.
So Ae-bong got seriously angry, left you with the baby,
and ran away from home?
She didn't run away from home.
Can you ask Tae-hui where Ae-bong is?
Why?
I'm not dating her.
We just mingle once in a while.
Tae-hui, stop it. No.
You know what? How about we ask my mommy?
-Ouch. -Yul-bong.
Did you throw that?
You will grow up to be a great guy, Yul-bong.
I told you so many times that it's a girl.
-You will grow up to be a great-- -Forget it. Stop it.
How am I going to make Ae-bong feel better this time?
This isn't the first time Ae-bong's acted this way.
The best way to ask for forgiveness
is to plan a surprise event.
I thought I wouldn't have to do that once I got married.
The best part of marriage is gone.
So tell me. What do I need to do?
What does he need to do?
I'm not the one who said it.
Hey, I came up with the plan.
So it's your turn to come up with an idea.
Our best friend is in trouble right now,
but you're not doing anything.
Hey, Sin came early in the morning, did the dishes,
and cleaned the entire house that looked like it had been robbed.
But of course, I did have to pay him.
Hey, you will get one session for free after ten sessions.
You will be saving money the more you use me.
I'm getting paid 50,000 won today,
and the minimum hourly wage of 2018
is 7,530 won. So based on that, I have
an hour, 27 minutes and 10 seconds left.
Let's hurry up and get ready for the surprise event.
-Okay. -Let's go.
CHOI AE-BONG
Gosh, this is great.
Sin prepares everything meticulously as long as he gets paid.
This is nice.
YOU AND ME FOREVER
There.
Gosh, this looks nice. "You and me forever."
Now, what's next?
There we go.
AE-BONG
There.
Okay, I'm done preparing everything.
I just need to take a shower now.
You just wait, Ae-bong.
I'll make sure you get so moved by all this.
Yul, since when were you there?
Yul.
You need to sleep early tonight.
You need to sleep early
for the peace of our family.
That way, your mom and I...
You need to sleep early.
Goodness, you're so cute.
I'll hurry up and take a shower, okay?
Let's take a shower first.
Let's wash before Ae-bong gets home.
What's that sound?
Anyway, let's take this off.
Let's take a shower. Nice and clean.
What in the world is this sound?
Am I hearing things?
Gosh, what's going on?
My goodness.
This is...
What am I going to do?
Come on, Yul.
Let's drink some more at my place.
Hey, look.
What? Why are you acting like you saw something awful?
He's a lot more fit than I thought he would be.
What are you saying?
Seok.
So you did see something awful.
Hey, you guys should get going. Leave.
My goodness, look at that.
-Hey, stop it. -Let me see a bit more.
Go home and look at your own man's body!
Seok, what are you doing?
The cleaning will begin.
Seok, what in the world did you do?
It's okay. Don't worry.
They were drunk, so they probably didn't see anything.
I made eye contact with both of them.
It doesn't matter.
Tae-hui and Suk-ja
are like family to me. Seok, you're my family too.
And it's okay for families to see each other naked sometimes.
What are you talking about?
I know, right? I'm sorry.
I'm feeling a little tipsy.
My gosh, but...
You look really pretty with this lighting.
You too.
With all this lighting focused on you,
you look like high quality rib eyes that are sold in Pyeongchang.
What are you talking about?
You really have a way with breaking the mood.
I meant my heart flutters just by looking at you.
In other words,
it also means I can't hold back anymore.
There's no need for you to hold back.
Did I succeed in redecorating our bedroom?
But why did you suddenly change the interior of our house?
Well, your brother was telling me stories
about him dating someone at work.
And it kind of made me jealous.
We never really got to enjoy our honeymoon stage
because we had Yul early.
Tae-hui told me that we passed
the stage of ennui and are in the graveyard stage.
So she said I should redo the interior to make the house seem more romantic.
That's why I did that.
What do you mean we had no honeymoon stage?
It will start from today.
Do you want me to show you what it feels like to be a newlywed?
I'll have your heartbeat reach 143 beats per minute.
Gosh, that tickles.
My goodness, stay still.
By the way, did you say my brother's dating someone at work?
Yes, he is.
When he asked her out she accepted right away.
That's nice. Will you enjoy the honeymoon stage with me?
Yes, I will.
Okay, nice.
Good morning, sir.
-So-yeon. -Hey.
I feel like dating someone at work is really hard.
I know. I'm okay with long-distance and foreign relationships,
but I never date anyone at work.
Exactly.
-What? -Have a good day.
-So-yeon. -Yes?
Please take a look.
Okay.
No, just read the first letters.
SUMMARY
ME TOO
"Me too"?
A tip for dating someone at work.
If you began dating someone at work,
please check if you're actually dating that person first.
Next up...
The Night of The Living Cold.
I think you need to clean the small room upstairs.
-It's filled with dust-- -Stop it.
Don't even talk about cleaning.
Goodness, my sweetheart.
You're still watching TV?
Gosh.
Hello?
What? Mom?
What?
You're coming to Seoul?
Honey.
My mom's coming to Seoul this weekend.
Yul, no!
Let's use this chance
to clean the entire house.
It's okay. It's okay.
Come on.
Good boy. Come on.
Come on.
Why is my mom suddenly coming to Seoul?
We won't be able to get out of all the cleaning, will we?
Why did the water get cut off at my house
at a time like this?
What does cleaning have anything to do with your grandmother visiting?
Ae-bong.
Your grandmother-in-law
is a righteous woman who doesn't even need the law.
But there are three things she can't stand.
Number one. A dirty house.
Number two. A filthy house.
Number three. A dirty and filthy house.
My grandmother's really clean and tidy. It's kind of too much, actually.
After my parents got married,
my grandma nagged my mom so much that my mom even ended up
developing partial hairloss.
My hair.
What are you going to do about my hair?
You better take responsibility. What are you going to do?
I didn't even hit you.
That's why we have to clean the entire house
every time Grandma visits.
Dad, can't you just tell her not to come?
The reason I married your mom
is because she's similar to my mom.
Therefore, I can never win when it comes to those two women.
Everything will have to be left to fate.
Then you guys have no choice but to clean the entire house.
-But we don't want to. -But we don't want to.
Ae-bong, you don't know this.
But your mother-in-law's way of cleaning the house...
is like hell.
Hell.
-No... -What are you doing?
You killed something while you're cleaning?
Squeeze it.
HELL FOR MURDERERS
It's hot!
How dare you doze off?
-Mom. -You lazy punk.
Go to the right.
Keep going. Wipe it nice and clean.
Go to the left as well.
HELL FOR THE LAZY ONES
Good.
Honey.
Are you done?
There's not a speck of dust left on the window.
You liar.
It needs to be more clean. Make it spotless.
Get every spot and corner.
Keep going.
Hurry.
HELL FOR LIARS
If you hate cleaning so much, try pretending to be sick.
Who knows? Your mom and grandma
might let you off the hook since you guys are sick.
It was just a joke. I'm sorry.
My daughter-in-law.
You're a lifesaver.
Why didn't you guys ever think of this?
-I know, right? -Ae-bong!
-My gosh. -What should we be sick with?
Food poisoning.
-No. -Is that a bad idea?
-Enteritis. -Enteritis?
-What else? -How about a cold?
-A cold? -A cold?
-Let's go with a cold! -A cold, it is!
-Nice! -A cold!
-It's a cold! -Let's catch a cold!
-That's great! -Yes!
Thank you for the meal.
Clean up after you eat.
I'm going to eat outside.
Okay, Mother.
Aren't you going to eat?
Let's get started, comrades.
The name of our operation is called "Cold Catch."
Yes, sir.
OPERATION COLD CATCH
Ae-bong, I'm sorry. I can't eat with you today.
-Thank you. -Eat up.
-You may eat. -Thank you for the meal, sir.
We have six days left until the day of the cleanup.
We started to do everything we could to catch a cold.
Seok, what are you doing?
What are you doing with the fan on?
Ae-bong, get out of the way.
-Father. -I turned off the heater for this room.
You should go to another room and stay warm.
Father.
Jun, what is this?
Oh cold!
I feel cold just by watching.
Hey, Yeong-suk. Do you have an electric mop at home?
Can I borrow it?
My mother-in-law's visiting from the countryside,
so we're going to clean.
Yes, okay.
CLEAN DAY, D-5
Do any of you feel sick now?
No, I feel more healthy.
Dad, let's just
gather some money and hire Sin.
He does anything for money.
Let's have him ready for our backup plan.
-Try calling him. -Okay.
-Hey, Sin. It's me. -Hey Seok.
What did you say?
What's his problem? He keeps coughing instead of talking.
What?
-He coughed? -He coughed?
He coughed?
-He coughed. -He coughed.
He coughed.
Do we really have to do this, Dad?
We have no other way to catch a cold.
But still, this is a bit... Don't you agree, Seok?
He's right, Dad.
Rock-paper-scissors!
No, wait.
I played scissors. No, wait.
Dad! Seok!
Seok! My gosh, this is crazy.
-Jun. -Sin.
-Jun.
Oh, gosh. Hey, Jun.
I'm sorry. I'm his friend, so I really couldn't...
Jun, we're both married men.
-I'm sorry. -Sorry, Jun!
Why did you catch a cold when we need to clean the house?
My gosh.
Here. Take your medicine.
Here.
Hurry up and get better, okay? My goodness.
Good job.
Why can't all of you catch a cold?
Nonsense. We still have four days until the big day.
And medicine these days is very effective.
If we get better all at once,
our plan would end up becoming useless.
Jun has become the host.
So we're going to take turns
and maintain the cold virus among us.
The name of our operation is called "The flu shall continue."
You're the best, Dad.
CLEAN DAY, D-3
Gosh.
You can sleep in your grave.
If you want to live,
give up on sleeping.
Our recuperative powers depend on our level of immunity.
If you sleep, your cold will get better.
Protect
your cold.
CLEAN DAY, D-2
Dad, I'm so exhausted.
-Bear with it. -I can't.
I heard
colds start from our necks.
So we have to keep our throats dry.
We just need one last push,
and it will all be over.
Bu-wuk, are you okay?
He must be really sick.
Come here. Let me see.
Take that off. You shouldn't be like this.
Bu-wuk, is this your toothbrush?
Gosh.
My goodness.
Help me, Mommy!
-Mommy! -My goodness.
Mommy!
Bu-wuk ended up catching my cold.
What happened? We need to clean up, but all three of you
caught a cold.
We never knew this would happen.
Mom, I'm sorry.
My throat hurts.
Mom, how are we...
How are we going to clean now?
What do you mean?
We're still going to clean.
-What? -This is more of a reason
why we should clean the house.
We should get rid of the virus.
Your mom's coming from the countryside.
What if she ends up catching your cold?
Plus, Yul's here as well.
But we're sick.
If only one of you were sick,
that person would've been able to get some rest.
But we have no choice since all three of you are sick.
Let's just take some more time to clean up.
My gosh, we have no other choice.
Why can't the three of us just rest?
It makes no sense
that she would only let one person rest.
It makes no sense at all.
But she's your mother
and my wife.
I'm already upset that I'm sick.
But I need to clean as well?
Why is it so hot?
Did someone mess with the heater?
What's this?
Seok.
Gosh, I'm sorry, Jun.
But who knows?
Mom actually might let
one really sick person take some rest.
But if that's going to be the case, that person has to be me.
No, don't do this.
Seok, let me go.
Please be understanding.
I'm the oldest one here.
I should be the one to avoid the cleaning.
Your cold will get better soon.
Dad, don't do that.
You know how hard it was for me to catch this cold.
I can't get better right now. Now is not the time.
-I can't get better right now. -This is...
HERB TONIC TEA
It's herb tonic tea.
CLEAN DAY, D-DAY
Honey, where are you going? Aren't you going to clean?
I'm going to hire someone to do all the cleaning.
Your mother's too tidy,
and it's hard for me to please her at this age.
I've been too nervous about your mother coming to visit,
so I'm thinking about eating something healthy.
Is duck soup okay?
-Sounds great. -I would love that.
Duck soup?
That's my favorite food.
Wait. Take me with you.
No, it's okay.
You're not better yet. You should rest at home.
Gosh, you can't even stand up straight.
My gosh. Let's go, guys.
-Okay. -Okay, Mom.
-Bye. -Honey. Wait.
Honey, I can go with you.
I can eat duck soup.
Gosh, this darn cold.
My goodness.
Are you saying
-my husband planned all this? -Help me, Mommy!
Sin, great job.
My mother-in-law gave you a bonus.
-Ten thousand won. -Thank you, ma'am.
Call me when you need me.
-Bye. -Bye.
Your report came in very handy. I'm impressed.
It was for the peace and order of our family.
I only did what I should've done as your daughter-in-law.
Thank you, Mother.
This is why it's important to welcome wise people to the family.
-Let's go. -Okay, Mother.
Goodbye, troublesome family.
Translation by Ja-won Lee